Let me set the scene for you:
Husband and I were on a quick day trip July 4th to Pigeon Forge, TN.
He wanted to stop into the Golf & Gun store to check out their sale. Perfect! This means I had leverage to stop by the outlets later [Gap had 50% off one day only, I would have hitch hiked to get to that sale if need be]
While husband was perusing the cabinets of .22s and .45s and whatever other offerings they had on sale, I checked out the cute carrying cases [because of course you need a leather pouch with stud detailing to carry your handgun in] I finished looking at their selection and walked up to the husband at the gun cases, placing my hand
very low on his back on his butt and asking if he found anything good……………
………..until another man turned around.
I squealed – then immediately got so embarrassed I started giggling uncontrollably.
I had to excuse myself to the parking lot until I could get it under control.
All the while husband was clueless of the happenings.
Once we were back in the car, I gave him the play by play and he thought it was the funniest thing – I told him he better watch out – I could have gotten another husband in an instant.
A heart wants what the heart wants.